Chuckle 3390

Chuckle 3390

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR.)

 

~The Phone Rings~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello, Mrs. Ward, please.”

 “Speaking.”

 “Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband¹s biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband¹s. Frankly, the results are either bad or terrible.”

 “What do you mean? Mrs. Ward asks nervously.”

“ Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer¹s and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can¹t tell which is your husband¹s.”

“ That¹s dreadful! Can¹t you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Ward.

“ Normally we can, but Obamacare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.”

 “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”

“ The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don¹t sleep with him.”

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Find the six differences;