Chuckle 3386

Chuckle 3386

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Cowboy at the Pearly Gates. ~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked a cowboy at the Pearly Gates.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the ----- out of all of you!

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'

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