Chuckle 3395

Chuckle 3395 Classic
Chuckle 295 (Sent out in April 2004)

(Mary of Los Osos sent us today’s chuckle. Thanks Mary!)

~ The Blonde's New Present~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman.)

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their  first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.

"Hi hun," he says, "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Herman