Chuckle 3406

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Blind Man in a Blonde Bar~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman.)

An old, blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No – not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

 

 

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Herman