Chuckle 3428

Chuckle 3428
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Pam S of Roseville CA.)

~To Many Cats~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven, Sir.

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny:  Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

Johnny:  Seven!!! SIR!

A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny: Because ... I've already got a cat!!!

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