Chuckle 3433 Classic

Chuckle 3433 Classic

Chuckle 463 (sent out in Sept. 2004)

(Bev L of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

Note: Another chuckle that has made its rounds, but you just can’t help but smile again!

~Sleeping Cowboy~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman.)

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."  

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."  

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"  

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.  

"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.  

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony..."  

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