Chuckle 3440

Chuckle 3440
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Keith K of Florence OR.)

~Church Ladies with Typewriters ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s.)

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:

 'Searching for Jesus.'

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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things

not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile

at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.

More to come at a later date!!

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Find the six differences; open clips