Chuckle 3462

Chuckle 3462


(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Nicky H of Florence OR.)

~Skandahoovian Church Sign~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in

 history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven is

 the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One morning they pounded a sign into the ground, which said:

	DA ENDISS NEAR! TURNYERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFORIT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,

 "Leave people alone, you Skandahoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head,

Rev. Olesays, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should

yust say, 'Bridge out?'"

 

 

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Find the six differences;