Chuckle 3482

Chuckle 3482
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B of La Habra CA)

~Two Short Ones from Gary~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

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Water in the carburetor;

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool"

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  A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided

to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Meg went shopping.

Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "How do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

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(Today in History Click)

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

 (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)

www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

 (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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