Chuckle 3477

Chuckle 3477
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Gary B of La Habra CA)

~Ole & The Hooker~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park, and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars," she whispers.

He's never been with a hooker before, so he figures, "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks..."...

So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It's a police officer.  "What's going on here people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my wife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Vell," Ole says, "I didn't either until you flashed that damn light in her face."

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Herman