Chuckle 3470

Chuckle 3470
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Nicky H of Florence OR.)

· ~The Dot ~          

(Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope Maxine and 6 Diff’s.)
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP...

   For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. 

   When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States.  If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical support.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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