Mr Chuckles

Chuckle 3467
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Gary B in La Habra CA)

“I don't think they forgot anyone.” ---Gary---

~THE ULTIMATE ETHNIC JOKE~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a
Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian
and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an
Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a
Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a
Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican,
a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a
Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian,
a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a
Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an
Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a
Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a
Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a
Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,
a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a
Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2
Africans,

... walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

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