Chuckle 3513
Chuckle 3513
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sheridan WY.)
~I Hid Her in My Attic~ (Second
time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope,
Maxine and 6 diff’s.)
When the priest slid open the panel in the
confessional, the man said: “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish
woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide
her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic. “The priest replied: "That
was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that. “There is
more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This
happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays. “The priest
said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the
two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily
succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your
actions, you are indeed forgiven. “Thank you, Father. That's a great load off
my mind. I do have one more question. “And what is that?" asked the
priest. “Should I tell her the war is over?'
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Maxine
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Find the six differences;
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