Chuckle 3508

Chuckle 3508
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B of La Habra CA)

 

~2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today horoscope, Maxine and Herman.)  A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world.  Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.  'What did I tell you?' said the barber.  'That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says; 'Hey, son!  May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'   The boy licked his cone and replied,  'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'   (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/   Maxine

 

Herman