Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3499

Chuckle 3499
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva B of Coldwell ID.)

~Misplaced My Glasses~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time (like riding around in golf carts and drinking beer with my friends is not a good thing).

She said she was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 71 plus years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a "membership card" and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do now... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

Do not regret growing older. It's a privilege denied to many.