Chuckle 3496

Chuckle 3496 Classic
Chuckle 450 (Sent out in Sepy.2004)

(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)

Communication Problems~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman.)

A Swedish lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily in London.  However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.  The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.  Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.  The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausage links.  Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store.

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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!

 

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Herman