Chuckle 3493

Chuckle 3493

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B in La Habra CA)

~Jewish Cab Driver~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff”s

 A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or butt sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride? Now, that's a REAL Businessman!

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Maxine

Find the six differences;