Chuckle 3487

Chuckle 3487 Classic
Chuckle 536 (Sent out in Dec 2004)

(Phyllis in Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Cats and Cookies~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe
2. Get cup of coffee
3. Get cat off cookbook
4. Find that special recipe
5. Get cat’s nose out of coffee mug
6. Go to fridge and get eggs
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard
8. Break eggs in small bowl
9. Sift the dry ingredients into a large bowl
10. Answer the phone
11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands
14. Throw flour out and get more
15. Preheat oven for cookies
16. Glare at cat with desire to bake cat now
17. Watch cat run for cover into bathroom
18. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough
19. Run to bathroom to investigate loud crashing sound
20. Cat has toilet paper all over the floor and your personal bathroom things have been knocked over on top of the counter
21. Yell at cat. Cat fall in toilet bowl
22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs
24. Clean up bathroom
25. Run to kitchen to see what cat is doing
26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen
27. Try to pick cat hairs out of flour
28. Step on cat’s tail and get bitten on ankle
29. Get coat, car keys, cat, and drive to store to buy cookies
30. Squeeze cat through partially open window into a stranger’s car at the store parking lot
31. Eat most of the cookies on the way home

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

Maxine from (Bev L)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Herman