Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3484

Chuckle 3484
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Two Catholic Parrots~ (Second time around) (Plus: Today In History, Word For The Day, Todays Horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I
have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say
one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest
asked.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest
exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment..... "You know," he said, "I
may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible... Bring your two
parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis
and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.... As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and
praying... Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
with them... After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some
fun?"

There was stunned silence... Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and
says,

"Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been
answered!"

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