Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3497

Chuckle 3497
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B from La Habra CA)

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Another good speeding ticket story is the one about the eighty year old geezer that went out and bought a brand new Corvette, just because he always wanted one.

He's out driving down the freeway at about 80 miles an hour and thinks to himself, "I wonder what this baby will do?" He floors it. 110…120…130 miles an hour and he is flying down the freeway, when a Highway Patrol Officer spots him and gives chase. When the old man sees the flashing lights and hears the siren behind him, he comes to his senses and thinks, "What the heck am I doing?"

He slows down and pulls over and stops. The officer walked up to the car and the guy rolled down his window. "You were kinda driving a little fast there grandpa, and I had a heck of time catching you. Now its 4:45 on a Friday afternoon and I get off at 5:00 o'clock, now if you can give me one good reason why you were speeding so fast, I'll just give you a warning and let you go.

The old man thought for a minute and then he said, "Well Officer, my wife ran off with a Highway Patrolman about twenty years ago, and I thought you were bringing her back! The officer closed his ticket book, laughed and said, "Have a nice day."

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