Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3500

Chuckle 3500

Chuckle 61(Sent out in Aug. 2003)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Willie in Sacramento CA.)

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Sisters of St. Francis:

A man was driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he noticed a sign out of the corner of his eye. It read:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thought it was a figment of his imagination and drove on without a second thought Soon he saw another sign, which said:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he began to realize that these signs were for real. Then he drove past a third sign:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
OUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity got the best of him and he pulled into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbed the steps and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a long black habit who asked, "What may we do for you, my son?"...

He answered, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He was led through many winding passages and was soon quite disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed door and told the man, “Please knock on this door".

  He did as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answered the door. This nun said, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway".

   He got $100 out of his wallet and placed it in the second nun's cup.....He trotted eagerly down the hall and slipped through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he found himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

              GO IN PEACE!

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

(SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.)