Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3535

Chuckle 3535
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron S of Dune City OR and Keith K of Florence OR)

From Ron:

~Tough Grandma~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried 3 husbands and 2 of them were just napping.

From Keith:

~Romantic Dinner~

A Quiet Romantic Dinner

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

The man calmly looked up at her and said: .........."No, she didn't. She just walked in."