Chuckle 3528

Chuckle 3528 Classic

Chuckle 445 (Sent out in Sept. 2004)

(Pat M of Florence OR sent us two short ones for today's chuckles! Thanks Pat)

~I Lied~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful & very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal & charm, who hangs over Bob's arm & listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him & ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age."

His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were 50?"

Bob smiles & says, "No. I told her I was 90."

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~The Marine~

Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted into the Marines.

On his first day of boot camp, the Marines issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, a Marine dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his second day, the Marines issued him a comb. That afternoon, a Marine barber sheared his head.

On his third day, he was issued a jock strap... The Marines are still looking for him...!

 

(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

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Herman