Chuckle 3523 Classic

Chuckle 3523 Classic
(Chuckle 2824) (Sent out in Dec 2011)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Lora S of Florence OR)

 

~The Knob~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

 

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

 

Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine.  I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results.  But now I've developed two annoying problems:

Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.' She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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 (Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Find the six differences;