Chuckle 3516

Chuckle 3516
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Way Women Think~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Husband’s Message (by cellphone): 

Honey,   I got hit by a car outside of the office.  Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot. 
Wife’s Response:  “Who is Paula?”

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Herman