Chuckle 3519

Chuckle 3519
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis L of Florence OR)

~Best Speeding Excuse Ever~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s

"This may be us someday, or maybe we are already there!"

When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?" This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated: "Yes, but… I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day. Makes perfectly good sense to me.

 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Find the six differences;