Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3520

Chuckle 3520
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence)

~Identity Problem~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Rose & Ruth two 90-year-old women, Rose & Ruth had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Ruth visited her every day. One day Ruth said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives, and we played all through High School.

Please do me one favor: when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there.

Rose looked up at Ruth from her deathbed and said, 'Ruth, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you."

Shortly after that, Rose passed on.

A few nights later, Ruth was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light & a voice calling out to her, 'Ruth, Ruth.'

'Who is it?' asked Ruth, sitting up suddenly. 'Who is it?' "Ruth-- it's me, Rose."'You're not Rose. Rose just died.'

"I'm telling you, it's me, Rose," insisted the voice. "In heaven," replied Rose." "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first"' said Ruth.

"The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's softball in heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, & we never get tired."

That's fantastic,' said Ruth. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! "So what's the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday."

Life is uncertain - do what you love now.

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