Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3524

Chuckle 3524

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)

~ Kids in Church~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus'
mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"

A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n'
Mary.''
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy
replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian
home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

If you would like to see the rest of “Kids in Church” let me know and I’ll forward it to you.

---Jerry---

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