Chuckle 3548

Chuckle 3548
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Humorous Things Said in Court. ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
 

ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
 WITNESS:     He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
 ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you?
 WITNESS:     My name is Susan!
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 ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
 WITNESS:     Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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 ATTORNEY:  Are you sexually active?
 WITNESS:     No, I just lie there.
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 ATTORNEY:  This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
 WITNESS:     Yes.
 ATTORNEY:  And in what ways does it affect your memory?
 WITNESS:     I forget...
 ATTORNEY:  You forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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I will post more later.

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Maxine

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Find the six differences;