Chuckle 3539 Classic

Chuckle 3539Classic
Chuckle 290 (Sent out in April 2004)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Rick R. in Surrey BC!)

~Lingerie: ~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s

 

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheerer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.  He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.   While upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea.  It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.  I won't put it on, do the modeling naked and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.   The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!" Funeral arrangements pending. (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ ____________________________________________________  Maxine                   ___________________________________________________________   Find the six differences ;