Chuckle 3537

Chuckle 3537
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

-At the Bar Last Night~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen."

She said, "I sure do."

I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday...

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Find the six differences;