Chuckle 3556

Chuckle 3556

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sheridan WY.)

~A Farmer with 5 Female Pigs~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.
At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

 The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 AM., loaded
the pigs into the Station wagon, the only vehicle they had,  and drove the
thirty miles. While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How
will I know if they are pregnant?"

 The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning,
they're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off,
loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn
out.

 The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed.  He called to his wife,
"Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or
in the grass."

 "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is
honking the horn."

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Find the six differences;