Chuckle 3587

Chuckle 3587
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Money Matters~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays
horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"             "No," said her husband.    She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of  her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,  silky push-up bra,and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.    She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"     "Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.  She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and  seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.    "Now," she said, "have you ever seen $70,000 dollars all crumpled up?"  He said  "No!, trying to hide his arousal. She said ..... "Check the garage."      ************************************************************                          Women are Evil ________________________________________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ _________________________________________________________________ Maxine   ____________________________________________________________________ Herman