Chuckle 3579

Chuckle 3579

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Show 'em Your Cross ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"

Sister Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"

 

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