Chuckle 3576

Chuckle 3575
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~"Stay"~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY...

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

 She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,

 "Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay!    Stay!"

 The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said, (this is going to hurt read on)

 

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"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Herman