Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3571

Chuckle 3571 Classic
Chuckle 79 (Sent out in Aug. 2003)

(Roy and Doris Stephen of Weldon, Sask. sent us this Chuckle. Thanks Roy!)

~"Sure, Kemosabe" ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger said, "I do, Why?"

The cowboy said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was about to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was starting to feel little better. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and said, "I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to help cool him down."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and begins running circles around Silver.

Unable to do anything except wait, the Lone Ranger returns to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and
asked, "Who owns that big white horse out side?"

The Lone Ranger stands and claimed, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?”

The cowboy looks him in the eye and said, "Nothing, but you left your Injun running."