Chuckle 3562

Chuckle 3562

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Ventriloquist in Norway~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.  What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way?  What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women from being respected and from reaching our full potential.  Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!  You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

"You stay out of this!  . . . I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."

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Maxine

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