Chuckle 3557

Chuckle 3557 Classic
Chuckle 133 (Was sent out in Oct 2003)

(Thanks go to Sandy Jackson of Florence OR. for this chuckle.)

~Milk Bath ~ ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and
Herman)

   A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons instead?"

  The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I am going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

  The milkman said, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

 The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes."

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Herman