Chuckle 3567

Chuckle 3567
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~ A Short... But Beautiful Love Story~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'.

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damn blanket!'

After a moment of silence, he passed gas.

The End.

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