Chuckle 3612

Chuckle 3612

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Hot Dogs~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, 
"I hear the people in this country actually eat dogs."

 "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we
might as well do as the Americans do."

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs get your dogs here”, and both walk towards the hot dog cart.

 "Two dogs, please!" says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

 The mother superior is first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then, after staring at it for a moment, leans 
to the other nun and in a soft brogue  whispers:

 "What part did you get?"

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(Today in History Click)
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6 Diffs