Chuckle 3604 Classic

Chuckle 3604 Classic
Chuckle 239 ( Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Thanks go to John and Jayne C of Florence, OR  for today’s chuckle!)

~The Umbrella~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.

I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver
fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly.”

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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