Chuckle 3596

Chuckle 3596
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)


~Love this Policeman~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for going through a red light. The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light offence. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc.  in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The bloke signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an Arse Hole!"

Two months later they're in court. The man had a bad driving record with a high number of points and was in danger of losing his license, so he hired a big gun barrister to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

Under cross examination the defense asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes sir that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes sir, in the lower right corner there is an "AH" underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for officer?"

"Aggressive and Hostile Sir."

"Aggressive and Hostile?"

"Yes Sir.

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Arse Hole?"

Well sir, you know your client better than I do.

 

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