Chuckle 3589

Chuckle 3589
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Ole & Sven~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Ole and Sven are drinking buddies who work as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis.  One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.

Next morning Ole wokes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT!  NO hangover! NO bad side effects.  Nothing!

The phone rings. It's Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"

Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss  great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often."

Sven agreeds"Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

Ole asks, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questions, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stops to think. "No "

Sven says "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa."

 

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