Chuckle 3599

Chuckle 3599
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sheridan WY)

~The Crystal Ball~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Herman