Chuckle 3617

Chuckle 3617 Classic
Chuckle 181 (sent out in Dec 2003)

(Thanks go to Willie and Joy of Sacramento for these Chuckles!)

~How to impress: ~( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman

True or False???

How to Impress a Woman:

* Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her,

*Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her,

*Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her,

*Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry,* Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her,

*Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

* Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV

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(Another one from Willie and Joy)

~Little Johnny: ~

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.  "Giving up?"

 

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Maxine

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Herman