Chuckle 3673

Chuckle 3673
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Another Golf Chuckle~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't!"

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