Chuckle 3687

Chuckle 3687
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Costume Party~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A husband and wife were invited to a costume party and after much deliberation decided to go as a cow.  Since the husband was the strongest of the pair he would be the front half as the head was very heavy to carry and wear.  The wife would be the hind end as it was light.

 On the drive to the party their car broke down and being out in the country without a cell phone they luckily spotted a farm house across the field.  They both climbed out of the car, climbed over the barbed wire fence and were crossing the field when the wife, panic stricken, yelled to her husband that the farmers bull was charging across the field at them and what should they do?

 The husband calmly responded, "I'm going to eat grass but you better brace yourself."

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(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

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Herman