Chuckle 3689

Chuckle 3689

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~ Jimmy the Marine Pilot~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman!

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Jimmy says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Jimmy , decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Jimmy ’s whore."

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Maxine

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Herman