Chuckle 3712

Chuckle 3712
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Guilty Neighbor~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man received the following text from his neighbor: 

 "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess . . .

 I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, I have probably been getting more than you. I do not get it at home, but, of course, that's no excuse for what I did.

 I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it will never happen again."

 The man, anguished and betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead.

 A few moments later, a second text came in with regard to the previous one. It read: "Bloody Autospell! Sorry Bob, dumb-assed mistake ... the second sentence should refer to "your Wifi’."

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 Maxine

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Herman