Chuckle 3705 Classic

Chuckle 3705 Classic
Chuckle 152 (Sent out in Nov 2003)

(Thanks go to Dean and Dee O of Florence, OR. for this Chuckle!)

~Earthquake~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
   A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

 Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.

 The Japanese are sending special dog rescue teams.

 The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

 The United States, not to be outdone, is sending 150,000 replacement Mexican’s.

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Here’s another silly cryptogram for you :

Someone ought to market a home stitching kit for cuts, calling it “Suture Self.”

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Maxine

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